The three little pigs, cowered in fear
Quiet enough so no one could hear!
They peeped out the window and guess what they saw?
A really big wolf with a big ol' chain saw!
They squealed in terror and ducked out of sight,
Overcome with fear because of their plight.
There was then slience, a few minuets after
and one brave little pig decided to risk disaster,
He peeked out the window, and nothing he saw,
No big bad wolf, no buzzing chain-saw!
They jumped with glee, because now they were free.
Though in came a man and scooped all three
Now a few days later, a new shop is in town,
Wolf-e Bar-B-Q, best food around!
The Wolf is a regular, at just $5.95
It's a deal you can't deny.