The three little pigs, cowered in fear
Quiet enough so no one could hear!
They peeped out the window and guess what they saw?
A really big wolf with a big ol' chain saw!
They squealed in terror and ducked out of sight,
Overcome with fear because of their plight.
There was then slience, a few minuets after
and one brave little pig decided to risk disaster,
He peeked out the window, and nothing he saw,
No big bad wolf, no buzzing chain-saw!
They jumped with glee, because now they were free.
Though in came a man and scooped all three
Now a few days later, a new shop is in town,
Wolf-e Bar-B-Q, best food around!
The Wolf is a regula
From amongst the people I look up
your arms are spread wide.
You are telling us, me, that World War III,
Is almost over.
There will be peace in the Middle East.
His people quiver and prepare,
The stashed scripture hiding under the pews
In the old hymn books
are extracted and loaded
into the minds of the old and the young.
There are parties on the news and through the cameras-- We are in rapture.
Israel is drinking tea with Palestine.
The underground bunkers are opened and filled
Food and crackers and water and wine,
Don't forget the
There are some things you don't understand.
I am a rower. When i start something,
it will be finished.
Rowers don't quit.
That word is not in our vocabulary.
My knee rearranged itself, so what.
I have two and one wil do enough to let me cross the finish line.
Stopping and getting help was not an
option. I'll live with the consequences.
You call me stupid because you don't
understand. My slide is everyone else's drive.
I do not fear pain. I live it. You
wonder what hell will be like. I already know.
I've been there and have made it back.
Hello,
Hipster, you make me
want a cigarette and a coffee
from somewhere unknown.
Give me your boat shoes
and plaid.
At least I'm a lesbian,
What's your excuse?
The three little pigs, cowered in fear
Quiet enough so no one could hear!
They peeped out the window and guess what they saw?
A really big wolf with a big ol' chain saw!
They squealed in terror and ducked out of sight,
Overcome with fear because of their plight.
There was then slience, a few minuets after
and one brave little pig decided to risk disaster,
He peeked out the window, and nothing he saw,
No big bad wolf, no buzzing chain-saw!
They jumped with glee, because now they were free.
Though in came a man and scooped all three
Now a few days later, a new shop is in town,
Wolf-e Bar-B-Q, best food around!
The Wolf is a regula
From amongst the people I look up
your arms are spread wide.
You are telling us, me, that World War III,
Is almost over.
There will be peace in the Middle East.
His people quiver and prepare,
The stashed scripture hiding under the pews
In the old hymn books
are extracted and loaded
into the minds of the old and the young.
There are parties on the news and through the cameras-- We are in rapture.
Israel is drinking tea with Palestine.
The underground bunkers are opened and filled
Food and crackers and water and wine,
Don't forget the
There are some things you don't understand.
I am a rower. When i start something,
it will be finished.
Rowers don't quit.
That word is not in our vocabulary.
My knee rearranged itself, so what.
I have two and one wil do enough to let me cross the finish line.
Stopping and getting help was not an
option. I'll live with the consequences.
You call me stupid because you don't
understand. My slide is everyone else's drive.
I do not fear pain. I live it. You
wonder what hell will be like. I already know.
I've been there and have made it back.